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Indie Night at Bite

21 Mar

What can I say about Bite. Well it’s a club night falling on the grim day that is Monday brightening it up with the best selection of indie music, a cool collection of sexy people and so many offers on drinks you’ll be sipping on the house cocktail without the need to scrape together the sticky change in the bottom of your bag. So really what I’m saying is get yourselves there.

 Set in MIABELLA on Greek Street, the music is none of your overplayed chart pop but a selection of old and new indie tunes played by DJ Lydia Butler and a whole host of glammed up glittered up guests. Featuring artists like the Pixies, Boys Noize, AlunaGeorge, Daft Punk, Bart B More, Crystal Casles Rustie, Phoenix, M83, and YYYs making you all excited and giving you eargasms. If you haven’t heard of any of these wonderfully glorious musicians it’s time to don the sexy dress and get down to this night.

 I went this Monday and swanned  into a room playing disclosure’s White Noise before shotting a tequila for three pounds,  then having to shot another one because I forgot it was two-for-one drinks before eleven, and then being twirled around by a woman in checked trousers who said she’d actually met The Cure.  Such is Bite and its wacky dancing twirly crowd.

 MIABELLA is a cute little basement club with enough room for a dance floor for stomping, swaying, shuffling  and shingaling and enough seats for meets and greets or kisses with the mrs.  The night isn’t a lesbian one and it’s not on the scene but if you came in dressed as a unicorn smooching your girl, no one will bat an eyelid. They’ll probably just want to try the costume.

 If you get on the Mailing list you can get free entry before 11pm and of course you get there in time for the two for one drinks, otherwise it’s five pounds afterwards or three with one of the beautiful flyers or student ID.



One Love – Review! by Eff-Mai

22 Feb

The One Love night finally arrived. A party full of lesbians from all scenes thrown together with vodka and music celebrating the launch of the FindHrr app.  

The party was held in the huge nightclub Area which has impressive dance floors, two VIP sections and bars galore. You had the lesbians shimmying in the pop and chart room, grinding in the RnB room and jumping and swishing their hair like they just didn’t care in the House room.

Playing alongside the headliner Maya Jane Coles was Hannah Holland and whole range of glorious DJing talent. DJ Lady Lola from Girls Next Door and Elma Wolf from Twat Boutique were popular with the girls as well as DJ Philly from Bootylicious and DJ Izzy Trizz who most recently has been tearing up Candy Bar on a Saturday night.  

The drinks were actually reasonable. I was expecting to pay what my dress was worth for one drink but I was drinking the vodka and sodas away at five pounds each. In London that’s practically getting them for free. The bar service was a little slow but the pole dancers right next you made up for waiting.

As well as the music there were other things keeping you entertained throughout the night. Circus acts performed, you had girls doing handstands (professionals, not just drunk girls proving they can still do one) and there were magicians tricking you with cards. There were also fireworks and an unexplained bath in the VIP room.

So all in all, a bizarre but wonderful night. I spent way too much time dancing and shotting and annoying the bar staff because the pole dancer was just a bit too much for me to take my eyes off. It was weird seeing scenes mix together and celebrate with free Smirnoff drinks. What a way to spend Valentines weekend.


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